Introducing the Goose

🪿 Honk If You're Ready: The Goose Has Landed

Brace yourselves. The racetrack just got louder, meaner, and 40% more chaotic.

Introducing our latest racer: The Goose. That's right - feathers, flapping, full-blown attitude. It's here, it's honking, and it does not care about your odds.

We knew we needed a wildcard. Something unpredictable. Something with wings and a grudge. So naturally, we brought in a goose.

Why a goose?

Because geese are terrifying. Ask anyone who's ever wandered too close to one. They're fast, aggressive, and filled with what we can only describe as unprovoked rage. Perfect racing material.

Plus, they're hilarious. Nothing spices up a race night like a furious honker charging down the track with zero regard for the rules, the other racers, or basic civility.

What's the goose bringing to the track?

Besides pure chaos? Glad you asked:

• 🪿 Aggressive acceleration - When the goose takes off, it takes off. It's like it saw someone holding bread at the finish line.
• 💢 Random bursts of rage - The goose may veer off course just to chase another racer. Or you. No one's safe.
• 😂 Peak entertainment - Win or lose, the goose is here for drama. Expect flapping. Expect honking. Expect mayhem.

How do I get this feathered fury in my next race?

Easy! When you set up your next race night on our platform, just add the goose to your lineup. It pairs beautifully with high-stakes bets, unsuspecting friends, and tortoises who just want a quiet life.

Feeling bold? Run an all-goose race. (We call it the Gaggle of Doom.)

Ready to honk your way to glory?

Set up your race night now and let the goose wreak glorious havoc.

Warning: The goose takes no responsibility for broken friendships or excessive laughter. Please honk responsibly.