Introducing the Tortoise

Yes, you read that right. A tortoise. In a race. On purpose.

At Creature Dash, we’ve always believed race nights should be unpredictable, exciting, and a little wild. Now, we’re adding one of nature’s most surprising competitors to the lineup. Say hello to Terry the Tortoise (or whatever you choose to name your shelled superstar).

But... why a tortoise?

Because why not? Have you never heard of "The Tortoise and the Hare"? Spoiler alert: the tortoise wins. Slow and steady is the new fast.

We’re bringing that underdog (or under-reptile?) energy straight to your virtual race nights. Whether you’re raising money, hosting a work social, or just need a fun excuse to yell at your laptop, the tortoise is here to shuffle into your heart — one slow, deliberate step at a time.

What’s the tortoise got going for it?

Besides raw charisma? Plenty:

• 🐢 Pace with personality - Terry’s not in a rush. He might take it easy at first, but don’t look away — he’s got a sneaky sprint in him when you least expect it.
• 🤯 Mind games - While everyone else is betting on the flashiest racer, those who back the tortoise get to feel morally superior and potentially very smug.
• 🥳 Crowd-pleaser - Rooting for the underdog has never been more fun. It’s not the fastest… until it is.

How do I get this majestic creature into my next race?

Simple. When setting up your next online race night, you’ll now see the tortoise as one of your creature options.

Ready to race the slowest champion on Earth?

Grab some friends, pick your racers, and let chaos reign.